February 2012
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Anonymous asked: well i am selin and i am 14
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viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
hindenburgthecamel:
geniusbee:
moonflowerlights:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Detective Meowstrade
Oh my god
Lestrade is spot on though
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
heretoseethequeen:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing....
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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT! GET THE BORAX
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I'm hilarious
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
“Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...”
– Rosemarie Urquico (via kblitz)
(via conversationslips)
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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driftingdruid replied to your post: how old are u?
You should just say “I am as old as I choose to be”
Perhaps it would have been a much better answer, but I was too surprised to think of something like that ;)
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Anonymous asked: woah sorry i was just wondering...
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Anonymous asked: how old are u?
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So, what if Sherlock and John adopted a baby?
dust-stormy:
When Sherlock first saw the baby he’d probably try to deduce it. He’d be all:
“Judging by his eyes he’ll make a good living when he’s older. Maybe by acting, more likely a musician. Not solo, his fingers say guitar player, most likely a band. His hair is growing fast, it’ll be past his eyes by time he’s 4, straight, not curly. He’ll get his first girlfriend by 16, engaged at 21,...
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day 58: what is your definition of happiness
Dopamin? Maybe? ;)
No i can’t really describe happiness, I only now, in a moment when I am really, absolutly and completly happy I feel something like a warm flash trough my body. Starting by my feet rushing up to my brain, this feeling is over in seconds but its the best ever. It happens when I am visiting concerts or just when I’m with my friends or family, sometimes while...
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